Ep. 146: Two Escaped Convicts in a 24-Hour Fitness Center

Alice has actually been away in the Southern Tier of New York for the past two and a half weeks, and we didn't miss an episode! We're just that good. To reward us, listen to Alice tiptoe around why she doesn't like Mexican food.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The sweetest things: Sugar water, baby churros, and blood

- Ignoring the Mandela Effect, but exploring the Ospreay Effect

- An incredible (and terrible) idea for a cruise ship university

- Parallel parking at gas pumps

- Tot flights, impossible beef, and other things that sound like something they're not