Ep. 139: Two Sweet Fluffy Friends in a Dingleberry Cheesecake

So ladies, do you ever have a front fart? Like a fart that instead of escaping out the back, burbles up the front? Alice can't be the only one, right?

Other discussion topics may include:

- Ode to a Korean corn dog

- The Federalist Papers. Whatever those are.

- Bulletproof wheat, Jewish mac and cheese, exploding cakes, and more things you may find at your local grocery

- An introduction to an innovative new shopping website: double-u, double-u, double-u, dot, Amazon, dot com

- What to do when your mouth is into it but your heart just isn't