Ep. 124: Four Bog Water Babies in a Traumatic Insemination

Love is in the air, y'all, and boy, do we have a special treat in store! A mega-jumbo-epic episode with the most sordid (or assorted?) couple ever, Amelia and Naem Madi! 

Hear their Nicholas Sparks-esque romance saga, play some VD* games, and learn everything you never wanted to know about the seriously traumatic mating rituals of some of the kinkiest animals in the whole dang kingdom. Seriously, why is sex so gross? 

Other discussion topics may include:

- Should you be worried about an alligator sexing you?

- Necrotic hands and sentient dingleberries

- Some absolute slander on Viennetta out of nowhere

- Unexpected ovulation sticks

- Why shoving that special someone into a disgusting mud puddle might be the most romantic thing you can do for Valentine's Day this year

* Very Dirty