There are a lot of porny puns in this one! You're welcome :)
Other discussion topics may include:
- The generous way to be the stranger danger for a kid during the holidays
- An examination of food holidays that aren't presidentially sanctioned
- Dangers of using nougat for sexual purposes
- The strange (DEADLY?!!?!) allure of Hawaii during Eruption Season
- Is it okay to pre-freeze a cow's bucket, so to speak?