Ep. 113: Two Melancholy Cacti in a Troublesome Sandwich

You know what's great? 

A really, really, great sandwich.

And killing many birds with one stone.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Omniscient phone calendars

- Learning how to plow corn to appease your favorite celebrity

- Strap-on video game controllers

- How to tell your iPhone you're leaving them for an Android

- Fictitious scientific studies on haggis hushpuppies, clogging toilets, and the legendary icesquito