Going Terribly

What happens when you have to record an episode twice due to a technical issue the first time? You end up with a lot of slap happy ridiculousness, including some impromptu "Words with Nerds."

Come rol…

Highland cows are really having a moment. As are pickles. And if you'd listen to this week's episode you'd think that so are American Girl dolls, poop knives, and super sexy swans (AND their cloacas)…

In a world...where zomboodles and sea urchins run the streets, one fishmonger's daughter and her sour cream-fearing paramour do the only thing they know...

Make really juvenile jokes on a weekly podca…

This week Doug regales us with origin tales of a couple of sticky substances.

Meanwhile Alice is looking for a dongle wherever she can find it.

And they have the audacity to call someone *else* "Dirt…

This week Doug and Alice spend a lot of time chatting about old teen sitcoms involving twins, retired football stars, bands, evil twins, and fantastic(?) theme songs.

They cap off the episode by tryi…

It's almost a great day with Doug, as he researched the wrong day to start the episode. Whoops.

Other than that, Alice laments the times of her class/grass conscious youth while Doug experiences his …

Danger Will Robinson!

Alice has a story about a somewhat defective clock shaped heart purse. Or a heart purse in a clock. Or a ...purse heart clock. Whatever the case, Doritos and Tim "The Tool Man" T…

This week Doug and Alice reflect on a couple of really great weekends. Cream was licked. Fudge was packed. Stomachs were clumped up.

It's been a pretty darn good time.

Other discussion topics may inclu…

Rejoice! For it's finally time for the 250th episode of Going Terribly! Two-time guest host Will.he.is (who just might be Superman) finally joins both Doug and Alice at the same time as just a GUEST …

Alice just learned that a compliment she received years ago was plagiarized. And Doug believes she may have had a tryst with Cameron Crowe.

Meanwhile, they learn some rather disturbing news about som…

The D-Man and A-Girl are in the house!

Alice is out of steroids.

Doug may have eaten a block of eye shadow.

Alice thinks she may be more woman than some dude.

Doug can't stop saying "coochie."

The stage …

Happy birthday, Mr. Disney!

(the other one)

The episode has a depressing start before finally getting into all the boner and nipple hair talk you've grown to love. Or at least expect. This week Alice …

Well, Alice is back. But she's still facing some COVID aftershocks. And now Doug has COVID for the very first time.

No, this is episode isn't coming to you straight from mid-2020.

Alice shares tales f…

Alice is unfortunately ill this week, but Will.he.is has (figuratively) stepped into her shoes to co-host with Doug this week. They'll discuss a bunch of questions only...ahem, Will can answer, as we…

There's a lot of talk about currency and puzzle terminology this episode. But just so you don't think Doug and Alice have completely turned over a new leaf, they absolutely say the word "sausage" mor…

We're all lucky to still have Alice around after her near-death bug trap experience this past week. Luckily a Backstreet Boys-featured musical has been the cure for what ailed her.

Other discussion t…

The NBA Playoffs have been going on for what seems like forever, and Alice was able to pull herself away from a scrapbooking endeavor to watch her first game. There's also some talk about computer sh…

This week's episode sees the long-awaited return of Semi-Recent Semi-Decent News, featuring incredible journalistic integrity, thought provoking stories, and more poop than you could shake a stick at…

This week Doug asks Alice some much anticipated, very important questions. They involve God, rivals, and, of course, bologna sandwiches.

Alice teaches Doug about translucent babies, and he does not t…

This week Alice and Doug pull up the ol' random topic generator and test their ability to talk about made-up holidays, strange movies, and more. It goes pretty well, except for Alice giving the audie…