Friday the 13th (2009) - Yo...This Dude Jason Was Sick, Bruh

After a little time off we are BACK in a big big way- we're tackling 2009's eclectic reboot of Friday the 13th. This franchise introduced the world to undead slasher Jason Vorhees, and this reboot asks the question "how would this movie change if Jason was 6'9 with a 48" vertical and 3.8 40 yard dash?" Was this a good movie? No. But it was absolutely a blast to watch.