Two hungover Americans and one wild Aussie ditch Greece’s Pink Palace and stumble their way into Albania on the sketchiest ferry ever built. What starts as a mission to “find Jesus” turns into two days of oregano weed, raki-fueled chaos, and a surprise reunion with Johnny Depp’s doppelgänger. Welcome to Albania — beautiful, ridiculous, and absolutely unprepared for us.
Want me to also make a shorter, punchier version (like 1-sentence, straight-to-the-point) that works well on podcast apps where the preview cuts off fast?