Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!
“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe
“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street
“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron
“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam
”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 14 minutes
- Episodes
- 290
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Killing Bunnies for Dinner! And Fighting Over Shotgun!
A rerun!! Doi!! Cause I’ve known Emilie for years now!!
00:12:32 |
Sun 07 Sep 2025
Getting Old! And Anesthetized!!
How many surgeries we will have for the rest of our lives?!
00:13:51 |
Thu 28 Aug 2025
Starting High School and BluePlate Special!!
Our boy is a freshman?! And we’re going to open a shop!!
00:16:20 |
Tue 26 Aug 2025
Interesting Thoughts vs Good Ideas!
And why are you drinking that soda?? You fool!
00:21:08 |
Wed 20 Aug 2025
Don’t Worry, Ma’am, I’ll Put Away Your Cart!
And hiding your messing around on your phone at work!
00:11:30 |
Tue 12 Aug 2025
I Am NOT Part of the Bills Mafia!
But I do appreciate community service!!
00:11:52 |
Mon 11 Aug 2025
We Write an After School Special: Survival of the Fittest!
And spoiler alert: happy Gilmore 2!!!
00:19:35 |
Fri 08 Aug 2025
Ellen DeGeneres and Teenagers: You’re Canceled!!
Lots of rage! Be prepared !
00:18:12 |
Mon 04 Aug 2025
Oh! That’s What “Indoor Yard Work” Means! And a cliffhanger!!
The reveal: tomorrow!!
00:10:14 |
Thu 31 Jul 2025
The Meditations Of Marcus Arnold Aurelius Schwarzenegger!!
Stop whining! Get to work! Do it well!!
00:16:10 |
Tue 29 Jul 2025
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