Finneran's Wake - For Kids!
Wondrous tales of heroes and myths for your child’s enlightenment (and your entertainment!) Gather your little ones, ready your minds, and join me, as we embark together (all of us!—parents included!) on fantastic adventures in distant lands. Here, on Finneran’s Wake, you’ll find THE greatest stories ever told, the stories passed down from one generation to the next since the dawn of time, by which our great culture has been raised, and your child will be too.
- Update frequency
- every 11 days
- Average duration
- 27 minutes
- Episodes
- 6
- Years Active
- 2022
Episode 6 - Diana and Actaeon | The Boy Who Caught (an illicit!) Glimpse of a Goddess, For Which He was Severely Punished
This one is a classic! The story of Diana and Actaeon features a remarkable young nobleman, Actaeon, whose skill as a hunter, fitness as a leader, and handsomeness as a royal lad were the envy of all…
00:28:38 |
Sat 27 Aug 2022
Episode 5 - Cadmus | The Banished Prince Who Smote a Snake, And Founded a New City
This story features distraught king, whose noble son, Prince Cadmus, is tasked with finding and recovering Europa, his stolen sister; his failure to do so, and his consequent exile from the realm; hi…
00:40:16 |
Tue 26 Jul 2022
Episode 4 - Jupiter and Europa | The Abduction of a Princess By a God Disguised as a Bull
"Slowly, slowly down the broad dry beach, first in the shallow waves the great god set his spurious hooves, then sauntered further out till in the open sea he bore his prize. Fear filled her heart, a…
00:24:14 |
Sat 09 Jul 2022
Episode 3 - Callisto | The (Totally Bearable!) Tale of A Huntress Who Became The Hunted
“The lips that Jove so praised were now hideous Jaws! And lest her prayers prevail, her power of speech was quenched; a fearful growl, angry and menacing, came from her throat. She was a BEAR!--but, …
00:25:53 |
Tue 05 Jul 2022
Episode 1 - Apollo and Daphne | An Amorous Chase Ends in an Arboreal Embrace!
"From his quiver's laden armory, Cupid drew two arrows of opposing power: one shaft, tipped with gold, rouses love, while the second, forged of iron, smothers all affection".
The following story, wi…
00:22:48 |
Thu 30 Jun 2022
Episode 2 - Phaëthon | The Headstrong Boy Who Took His Daddy's Car for a Joyride
"Dangerous is your choice! You seek a privilege that ill suits your growing years and strength so boyish still. Mortal your lot--not mortal your desire; this, to which even the gods may not aspire, i…
00:23:18 |
Thu 30 Jun 2022
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