Scissors Weren't Necessary (Movie recap, Edward Scissorhands)

Taking it way back with a Tim Burton classic, Edward Scissor Hands. Starring Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder. This proves that white women really WILL try to rescue any. And reminds us that MLM's are not millennial hell device, they've been been around for a long time. 

Also, Johnny Depp in leather. With scissor hands. For some fucking reason.