FEARFIC: Funny Bunny Penis

We slide into another creepy storage unit and uncover disturbing information about our narrators grandfather's obsession with soap from famous hotels. But will the grammar issues tank the atmosphere the story is attempting to build? Also, DP is excited for the new always on peripherals of the newly announced PS5, Abysmii thinks his city needs more bars despite it having the high bar per capita in the United States, and Slimebeast's Smear campaign against Jim Carrey is over before it starts.