FEARFIC: Fifteen Hour Wait for the Cannibal Train

We crack into the best Tumblr page for spooky stories, Fifteen Hours, to see what's on offer. There we find a story about repair lights in train tunnels and another about a plane crash. But will they be the quality DP hopes for? Also, Supreme Court Justice Dead Palette files a lawsuit against the Supreme Court, Slimebeast handcuffs all Americans together and shoots them into space, and Abysmii tries his hand at a cold open. Then Al Gore introduces Creed at concert.