Fat Guys at the Movies

Unrated
Opens: August 29, 2025
Kevin says THE TOXIC AVENGER kinda rocks!

In an era of remakes, reboots, and ret-cons, I suppose it’s time for a new take on classic American exploitation.

THE TOXIC A…

Rated R
Opens: August 22, 2025
Kevin says HONEY DON’T kinda sucks!

THE SUBSTANCE’s Margaret Qualley headlines a neo-noir mystery from one of the Coen Brothers in HONEY DON’T.

The story follows a pri…

Rated R
Opens: August 15, 2025
Kevin says NOBODY 2 ROCKS!

BETTER CALL SAUL’s Bob Odenkirk is the latest middle-aged actor cashing in on the everyman beating up gangsters with the sequel NOBODY 2.

Od…

Rated PG
Opens: August 8, 2025
Kevin says FREAKIER FRIDAY kinda sucks!

The latest film to come out of Hollywood’s never-ending reboot engine is Disney’s FREAKIER FRIDAY.

This 20-years-too-late seque…

Rated PG
Opens: August 1, 2025
Kevin says THE BAD GUYS 2 kinda rocks!

Three years ago, THE BAD GUYS delivered a unique, fresh animated adventure. Now, they’re back for another score in THE BAD GUYS …

Rated PG-13
Opens: July 25, 2025
Kevin says THE FANTASTIC 4: FIRST STEPS ROCKS!

Facing the threat of superhero fatigue, THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS flies onto summer movie screen.

The story drop…

Rated PG
Opens: July 18, 2025
Kevin says SMURFS kinda sucks!

It’s been eight years, so why not reboot the theatrical SMURFS franchise?

With a new voice cast – including a new pop music star as Smurf…

Rated PG-13
Opens: July 11, 2025
Kevin says SUPERMAN ROCKS!

Slip on your blue tights! It’s time for a reboot of the Last Son of Krypton.

SUPERMAN follows billionaire Lex Luthor trying to take down t…

Rated PG-13
Opens: July 2, 2025
Kevin says JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH kinda rocks!

A big summer movie brings big summer monsters back to the big summer screen.

We see a lot of familiar things in the la…

Rated PG-13
Opens: June 27, 2025
Kevin says F1 kinda sucks!

Brad Pitt may be the name on the marquee, but the real star of F1 is the racing.

Pitt stars as a washed up driver brought in to help a For…

Rated PG
Opens: June 20, 2025
Kevin says ELIO ROCKS!

Pixar has a new film, which is literally out of this world.

ELIO tells the story of a recent orphan living with his aunt. Desperately wanting a n…

Rated PG
Opens: June 13, 2025
Kevin says HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON ROCKS!

Disney isn’t the only studio producing live-action remakes of their animated films. DreamWorks has thrown its hat into the ri…

Rated R
Opens: June 6, 2025
Kevin says BALLERINA kinda rocks!

To milk more money out of the JOHN WICK franchise, Lionsgate offers moviegoers the spin-off BALLERINA.

The story follows an orphan raise…

Rated PG-13
Opens: May 30, 2025
Kevin says KARATE KID LEGENDS kinda rocks!

The original Karate Kid returns to the big screen to train a new protégé.

KARATE KID LEGENDS follows the previous films’ te…

Rated PG-13
Opens: May 23, 2025
Kevin says MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – THE FINAL RECKONING kinda rocks!

After two years, the second half of the latest MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE adventure has landed.

MISSION: IM…

Rated R
Opens: May 9, 2025
Kevin says FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES kinda rocks!

It’s taken more than a decade, but Death is back for a sixth helping in FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES.

The story foll…

Rated R
Opens: May 9, 2025
Kevin says FIGHT OR FLIGHT kinda rocks!

After a comeback with the movie TRAP, Josh Hartnett flies into an action film.

FIGHT OR FLIGHT tells the story of a burned governme…

Rated PG-13
Opens: May 2, 2025
Kevin says THUNDERBOLTS* ROCKS!

Marvel Studios hopes to goose its franchise back to the top with a new film about unlikely heroes.

THUNDERBOLTS* follows a rag-tag grou…

Rated R
Opens: April 25, 2025
Kevin says THE ACCOUNTANT 2 kinda rocks!

I hope your taxes are done properly because Ben Affleck is back as the accountant you don’t want to be in charge of your audit.

Rated R
Opens: April 18, 2025
Kevin says SINNERS kinda rocks!

The director of BLACK PANTHER gets out a wooden stake and takes a stab at vampires this weekend.

Ryan Coogler directs SINNERS, a drama a…