Ep. 199 A Santa Who’s Jolly, Jacked, & Rides a Sleigh That’s Packed

For many generations, Santa has been seen as a portly fellow who’s hard work throughout the year makes Christmas Day magical for all.  That view is becoming a thing of the past.  We have done a lot of episodes on the technology of Christmas, and this year we have a new entry:  Red One.  This Santa is absolutely jacked, and has tremendously high powered technology at his control, including a duplicating machine that makes generating toys a cinch, and an enlarging ray that warps the reality around an object so that a toy car can become a full-sized working model.  But there he still has a naughty list that requires round the clock surveillance without your knowledge.  Oh and there is definitely a conspiracy to hide his existence from the world.  Remember, nothing is free, including toys at Christmas.  Even Santa has secrets.

Podcast Links

FGGGbT Ep. on Prep & Landing

Dennin’s Discussion of Santa Tech

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