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Suburbia Made Me Do It Audiobook by Ashley Fontainne

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ID: 547001
Title: Suburbia Made Me Do It
Author: Ashley Fontainne
Narrator: Andrea Emmes
Format: Unabridged
Length: 06:00:47
Language: English
Release date: 06-08-21
Publisher: Blackstone Audiobooks
Genres: Fiction & Literature, Black Literature, Satire

Summary:
My name is Roxy Davenportthe epitome of a suburban housewife.
For over twenty-five years, I have based my entire life off the ancient, mental code of ethics passed down from previous generations that I secretly nicknamed The Suburbia Handbook.
High school sweethearts must marry and the wife is to stay at home and raise the children while the husband brings home the bacon. All married couples must procreate and raise, at a minimum, two and a half children, preferably staggered in ages by three years. A womans job as housewife is to maintain a pleasant, always spotless home for her family. Check. Housewives must service their husbands needs when the mans urges overtake him, no matter how tired, sick, in pain, or stressed the wife feels.
For over twenty years, I adhered to the strict rulesuntil now.
After a series of traumatic events, my life spirals out of control, destroying each and every archaic, foundational rule.
Except Rule Number Eleven: One must defend their family, no matter what. This rule trumps everything else, even if the defense comes in the form of bodily harm to another.
Or until death do us part.

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