[Shabbat After Sundown 001]

Captain.

Fuck! For what?

Well, duty calls.

Where have you been.

“Away.”

For how long?!

“Forever.”

Ugh.

Well.

[beat]

See you never.

CAPTAIN.

WHAT.

I have news.

Where's my coffee.

Here.

[Hands off coffee.]

This is cold.

Well, it's old.

How old exactly.

[shrugs]

About—100 years.

[sips coffee again]

This is awful.

—but not instant.

Here's to that.

[sips coffee again]

Ugh.

[beat]

…

…

Ugh.

Yeah.

—the morning report.

It's 3:40 in the afternoon—

—ahh—

Sir.

Mmhmm.

The captain of the bampheramphs, whether male or female, is always called “Sir.”

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