RANDOM.

Happy Accidents

Uptown A

Had it on once,
In the background
Of a Netflix
Free trial
Or charged to someone else's account
(maybe annie?)
As I came down off
Adderall,
Had a bag of bugles,
and a Pizza
Totinos, Dijorno,
I don't know, but
‘Yo'
This hits harder and stronger
than starr does
Iciocrazy live on every train and bus

CAR!

—cross.

“START WITH STREET EASY

THIS IS THE WORST
gAME
EvERRRRRRRR.

How to tell you're in an abusive relationship–and how to leave.

ALRIGHT, FUCK MANHATTAN. FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS–

[Meanwhile, back in the hood]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GUH.

Step 1: Walk away.

WHERE'S THE TRAIN.
Fuckthisplace.
WHERESTHETRAAAAAAAAAIn.

Meanwhile:

Theory 1: My roommate is personally hired by StreetEasy to make me so uncomfortable I give myself mental illness looking for an apartment.

ooh.

Theory 02:

Wait, that's my great great Grandmother.

Great-great-great–

Greeeeat.

Grandmother.

Oh. THat's.

Don't mind me,
I'm cringey, i”m creepin
I'm weak in the knees and
Honestly, forgot what i'm looking for
Just staring off into space
–Just had my mind blown
By the Illuminati
I forgot,
That wasn't me.
But

HARVEY
Survey Says:

Surveillance sees everything.

“The Rich Motherfuckers”

Well, the ball's in our court now.

All the balls are in all the courts are ours .

It's an expression.

I let manhattan mess with my head again
Should have never tried to be a resident
Or run for president
Whatever i said;
I should just shut up and take my medicine
My medicine
My–

For the most part
I'm just a monkey with no head
And a banana tucked under my arm
Riding my skateboard
While the weather is still warm, so
Moving forward

[working title]

How long is this gonna take?

YOu thnk thi is awful, just wait till you

Fuck it

Nevermind.

“The impenetrable Ten”

Kristen Whig (Wiig?)

Really I'm in?!

Wait, or–was that it.

I don't think so

*undeo*

IT was

Dammit. What's her name.

We'll get back to it.

Are you serious.

TIna Fey!

YES! I knew it.

Maya Rudolph

NIce.

Bala veda vanilla blueberry cordyceps!

Matcha pineapple!

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