Gl0ry! (IAMBIC: THE MUSICAL)

Ahhh. Oh, my gosh, PoPo…Urghhf.

—Brrrrr!!!—

A DJ
Unhhh…. Who dropped the bass in this bitch?!

A BAMPHERAMPH:
I was just just getting comfortable...

Yes, Yes…
I been at a rave.

I'm on the flooI'm on the floor—at a rave r—at a rave

“Somebody save me!”
Oh that was….Wait,
That was me, right?
Right? Rage? Right?
Yay...

(Ahhh. I guess I gotta go...higher. YEAH.)

I'M NOT A LIAR!
I'M ON FIRE, I'M ON FIRE

No, do not save me!
This is my D—
—Wait—DNA
I am D.N.R
Do not resuscitate me!
I am fine!
I am not an Earthling,
Or Martian
I am from other…

Hmmm.

What is a planet, I don't speak this language
I did not invite you,
Bitch get out my— hmmm.
What is this word?
I don't know what it means:
It's just a thing.
It's just a thing.
It's just a thing.
It's just a thing.

It's just another Christmas Tree;
It's just another Christmas Eve.
It's just another fucking trumpet
‘Nother Trumpet—What is he?
Another trump another mothetfucker
Another presidential
Mmmmmmmm…..
What The- What The- What The- What The--
What the fuck, America?!
What's the fuck America?!
What is up, America?
And you

Twerk-twerk-twerk!

What the fuck, America?!
What's the fuck, America!?
Don't look up, America—
I'm a jerk-jerk-jerk!

Yuh.

And, I'm still on the floor at a rave.

It's okay!

It's okay--

it's okay!

Ahh—and I just like LA, yeah.

I'm not safe.

I'm not a savior!

I'm here to save ya!

Let me show you my
Cape—ya
Rape? Nah.
Rape—charge?
Get lost.

I am not a “God”
I'm just an honest—
What's “a lot”?
I'm not a “law.”
But this is all of it:
I bought it.
No, you're on it!
No, I am it
I'm a Planet , Ohh--
--God damn
God damn
God damn
God damn bitch!!!

And I just start—
And I just start—
And then I just
Go HAM bitch!

But—I guess—? I —I don't eat meat so—-

I just go:

Veggie
Veggie
Veggie
Veggie
Veggie
Veggie
Veggie—Tales.

Veggie
Veggie
Veggie
Veggie
Veggie
Veggie
Veggie—Tales.

Whales.

Yuh.
I speak whale, I am Dory!
Uh.
You cannot ignore me!
Nah.

THIS IS MY STORY:
I am the—
I am the—

I am the—
I am the—
I AM THE GLORY.

Bitch,

“I AM.”
“I AM.”
“I AM.”

I am.
HUH.
GET THE FUCK UP!
I am.
I am
I am!

I am!

(Iambic )

10. Skrillex Sandwiches

I like this part, it's like it's like it's like...

Eyyy

Hey.

Hey.

Heya- Hey!!

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