[ETA]

Once we have been decended, and innosense is ost; Far outside of the indgom of Scencia at Heaven's Gates, To infinity and beyond, we will all forget one another…

PREVIOUSLY, on…

Wait, what is this?

Whatever it is.

“it Is

In his heyday, the cosmic avenger uses his priority status as a SNL series regular to put his newfound powers to work by successfully shapeshiftingnjnto each guest host's body during the live broadcast; thus creating infinite portals and wormholes through various dimension and cavalcades between space and time

Shit.

[The counter attack
Mover the counter attack
Over the hill and into your memory
Simple the end of the template
For temple, stuff from resentment
Impractical actually contracted
False flagged, black balled and gagged
Black box, canticles
Catnip for facts,
Obstacles,
Abstract acid fasts
Fantastic, fur tan lines
And so futuristic for fans
Scripted, this entry is
Limited, click bait resentments
Jesus is—
Fanstastic, actually
Magic tricks vs imagination
Instagram, leave it to the
—Festival Project.™]

COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

-Ū.

THIS IS A WHATTHEFUCK.

WTF.



And this —

[Tina Fey, but cuter]

TINA FEY
(actual)
What does that mean??

is a whatever.

*|*

[whatever.]

Ugh, this is gonna take forever-

Lights up on Washington Heights
Up at the break of day
I wake up
—and it must be a different day
Cause I'm above in the Bronx
It fuckin sucks
I got a lot to discuss
Hop on this bus
Down on my luck
In uptown
Los Angrle's time's up
I'm square now

You scared now?
Fire like
Smoky the bear now
Smoked salmon,
Damn I'm sweating my hair out
Scary out there, scout!
Order of the Phoenix
Is out of order now
So sort out the books
For storyboard albums
It's occult clsssic
Without all the
Bells and whistles
Silence a pistol
To spit thru your window
To split you
Sentimental

It's just a mental indiscretion
Judas escariot
Scary isn't it
Monsters and fairytale business
Many mouses
And Minnie ripperton
Sympathies, really
For mentioning
It's just
My attention
Is
Getting
Shorter
Than
These sentences
Or Skrillex is

Haha

The methods were devious?
Me?
Made enemy out of man
But is envious of
I genius indegenous intentions
With this sacraments
Exactly what it isn't:
Sacrificial

ASDyQA{D”O*asf'oaISHf'oasKhf'aosUfh'

omg . where's he from.

aDAHSIDUHASODIHSAO”DIJed;saigbd;asidhaosidjw;odis

I'm leaving now..

Aisudhasiudhaisudhiusa ***hawcks loogie, spits***

Ugh.

“I _ NY”

Avaurlia is the High Goddess of Wisdom and Truth Telling—in the lower-quadrants of the palace in which she presides, she awaits the arrival of the fabled traveler to which the entirety of the palace belongs—

EVA LONGORIA, an earthly counterpart, is an accomplished actress, producer, and philanthropist— she abruptly inserts herself into the world of the festival project, after a mysterious series of syncronocities leads her to obsessively explore the meanings behind the occurrences—after which, she is approached by a deeply insulated organization—also mysteriously, but which presents itself with somewhat familiarity, taking EVA quickly into a ceremonial indoctrination into the higher realms, which will allow the actress access to this multidimensionality, expanding the collective consciousness and allowing communitarian with all alternate selves, specifically the higher self, and travel within the realms and worlds within the various planes in which

MEANWHILE,

Ugh.

Farro.

…Your Majesty.

I need help.

Don't burden me with your woes.

I beg your pardon?

No, don't beg.

—and we're back!

Oh, come on; I don't even like Zoolander!

Come on! What's my name?

Zoolander!

No, my actual name—
ZOOLANDER.

—-

Zac Efron is the secret president of his own High School Musical fan club, subreddits, and subsequent subreddits.

What?! I'm allowed to like my own movies!

*creepy fangirl high school musical alter—

Ahem.

Not this much.
Don't check the—

ILLUMINA—
Fuck that

My phone makes calls with the
Cellular turned off now
How about that

Damn

You, too, shall soon all be forgotten.

*squinting drunkenly* I hate her now.
*sipping liquor* she is evil.

“My Imaginary Friend”

In his heyday, the cosmic avenger uses his priority status as a SNL series regular to put his newfound powers to work by successfully shapeshiftingnjnto each guest host's body during the live broadcast; thus creating infinite portals and wormholes through various dimension and cavalcades between space and time

Shit.

The counter attack
Mover the counter attack
Over the hill and into your memory
Simple the end of the template
For temple, stuff from resentment
Impractical actually contracted
False flagged, black balled and gagged
Black box, canticles
Catnip for facts,
Obstacles,
Abstract acid fasts
Fantastic, fur tan lines
And so futuristic for fans
Scripted, this entry is
Limited, click bait resentments
Jesus is—
Fanstastic, actually
Magic tricks vs imagination
Instagram, leave it to the

Oh My God. I love The Yeah Yeah Yeahs!

Yeah, uh, ok.

*..*

*panics*

0.0

*. *

oh …

*takes massive bong rip*
*almost ghosts it*
*nvm huge clouzdz*
…noooo.

hey.
sup.
Has anyone seen–
Whatsup?
[beat]

Has anybody seen, like, a cyclops.

THE CYCLOPS Dissappears after Jesse AKA SUBTRONICS

CUT TO: BEFORE

FUCK

WHAT WAS IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

laughing out loud in infinite dimensions

HA–

Nvm
JIMMY FALLON
[explitive]
‘The Lolipop Guild”

This better be easier to get into than the writer's guild.

–or the actor's guild–

Or the Academy.

Why on EARTH would you want to be in The Academy?

Because, Uh, ARTS.
Oh yeah, huh

Besides ,it's on EARTh
I guess so

And, of course

NOMINATIONS:

S–

No.

You didn't even let me finish

NOMINATIONS IN TIS CATEGORY ARE

SK–

NO.

YOU DIDN'T

Lol swing vote.
….get it?

TIMMY
*Whippet*
hah–*dies.

MEANWHILE, at the infinite

SHould we help him
Haha
probably

YO, WHERE'S MY CYCLOPS AT?!

*literally blowing out clouds and fire *

FUUUUUUUUCK

A MYSTERIOUS INDIVIDUAL ASSUMED TO BE “THE NOTORIOUS SUPACREE” has dropped the humankind

most sought after and coveted treasure from the top of the entertainment capital of the world–

The Hollywood Sign?!

NO,

LIZ LEMON
IT'S THE ROCK! IT'S HeRE.

LET US GO

WE SHAL GOOOOOOOO

GOOOOSASHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS

BIGGIE
LLOOK JUST LET ME RIDE WITCHALL, AIGHT?

Nah, man.

Wtf.

MEANWHILE
Uh

What happened.

I don't know.

[THE HELLAVATOR HAS STOPPED. ]

Oh shit, this is the part.

[AS it turns out, each time the bass is dropped, the amethyst disappears to an entirely separate dimension…]

WEll, that's ok.
HOw many times could that possibly happen, right?

This is the only possible way to combat overpopulation!

YOU CAN'T JUST BASS JUMP THE ENTIRE WORLD INTO A SEPERATE DIMENSION.

BEFORE:

THE CYCLOPS

| |

_

*shrugs*
hits bong

THE CYCLOPS

SUBTRONICS.

0 0

…

S

MEANWHILE, AT THE INFINITE RAVE [HELL'S SIDE]

CAN'T. STOP.

DANCING

AAAAAyayayaAAAAA

AAHAHAHHHH

WHEN WILL THE BASS DROP.

Right

WE GOT HER.
“IT”
Or like “the??”
WHATEVER.
SHE'S AT THE ROCK

[The Amethyst hovers, glowing just at reach]
Oh. THE ROCK!

yikes.

[ALL ELEVATORS HAVE

stopped .

Uh oh.

well , that can't be good.

I hope nobody's late!

DISSAPPEARED.

[NYFD marvels at the completely hollow elevator shaft]

THE MAYOR
*.*

MEDIA
…how should we spin this.

I've got it

SACRE BLUR!!!

LE*GASP*

LE SOLAR DEL SOLEIL!

GASPING FRENCHLY

SACRE BLUR

SACRE

THE NMINATIONS IN THIS CATEGORY ARE

NO. NO SKRILLEX.

YOu're not even in the aademy. I am the academy I own the academy

SUPER JEWISH ACCOUNTANT
Shruggning, but jewish

She's right

Where's the director

Almost here.

SAM
WHAT CAT
YOU ARE NOT IN THIS SHOW!
SAM
I OBVIOUSLY AM, THOUGH.
NO, YOU'RE FIRED.
NO, I QUIT.

Oh shit, I literally forgot about that show

ARIANA
breaking 4th wall
No, you didn't.

Ū
Or at least, I didn't.

THERE SHE IS: GET HER

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH MY ONION RINGS

JEANETTE MCCURDED
YOU PICKED DAN SHNIEDER OVER ME?!

WE HAD TO ! WE DID THE GOOD BURGER THING

ED finds THE AMETHYST in his

In his what

I don't know. Something

ED
–WOAH–
–heh

KEENAN
NO.

WHAT .

NO. I herd about you little TV-Voodoo–whatchacalit

Less stereotypically negro spiritual

NO MORE OF THAT
Ya'll need jesus,
I do't know what is goin on over there at the rock,
You got the Illuminati, The CIA
Whatever that is.

[Skrillex] –Which,
At this ppoint, could literally mean

[Anything.]

Or
[Anyone]

(But, really it's just technically)

JIMMY FALLON(is),
now though somewhat closer to ground level
Way too lazy to format right now…

SKRILLEX!

()™

Fucku

AHAHA JIMMY FALLON
THIS FLYING FUCKIN KITE IS A BREEZE FOR ME
YOU WILL NEVER COME DOWN!!!!
AHAHAHA

I WILL COME DOWN
YOU WILL NOT COME DOWN
I WILL COME DOWN
YOU WILL NOT

(I Guarantee, Jimmy Falon, that you will not come down.)
I WILL COME DOWN! AND WHEN I DO COME DOWN! I WILL D BATTLE YOU
AND ROCKSTAR BATTLE YOU
AND ACTOR/COMEDIAN BATTLE YOU!
AND I WILL WIN
WHEN I DO COME DOWN
CAUSE I
WILL
COME
DOWN

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN
HELLO?!
I AM A

TIME TRAVELER, TRAPPED IN A FILm

This is actually a tragic situation.
Ya that situation is tragic over there.

GOD
I love manhattan
it's So phallic.

.
KEENAN has just borroed ROCKAFELLER PLAZA's employee time machine to find Jimmy Fallow; It is the 2010's

(or like, before that, cause everybody's ancient af now)

right .

KEENAN
JIMMY! COME ON!

JIMMY FALLs ON
Oof

KEENAN
C'MON! LET'S GO! We are LIVE in 10! llike TEN YEARS AGO, Literally

what . who are you

I don't have time for your gallivanting nonchalonce! [he, by the way, ha aged considerably since

BEFORE:
KITE: FLOOF

{Enter The Multiverse}

[The Festival Project.™]

COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

—what it is.”

-God.

<3

(s)

-Ū.