‘ A Resounding ‘Maybe’. ‘

Don't ask me about Dillon Francis
I can't imagine a family with him;
Nor could I fathom an anger management program or past abandonment banishment plan that would establish a dad-level of trust with the man,
I'm just disgusted, sad, savage and rusted;
krusty Krab frustrated, hushed and silenced by the hands of the establishment

You go where the fuck you go
You do what the fuck you do
You feel how the fuck you feel
You are who the fuck you are
You see what the fuck you see
You know who the fuck you know l
You live how the fuxk you live
You grow how the fuck you grow

New York is a strange place.

It's more diverse, so it's less racist…
Well white people are less racist.
But you see;
There's a large Hispanic population —
And the white peoples arealy taught the Hispanics to hate the blacks for them,
So they don't have to
Hispanic-black relations are horrible
They openly talk about each other loudly; they fight
It gets nasty!
They hate each other.
And it's not that passive, underhandedly quiet racism you get from white people, either;
It's like —
Glares and
“Listen here, Missy”
No. It's—
“”Fuck DEM”
Or
“ you know how THEY are.”
“Fuck that little latita”
Or like
“She was a BLACK girl right?! THEY not LIKE us”
What's tucked up is, america is so racist, and black people are so oppressed, they even hate themselves, and they hate each other!
Black people will sit there and shit on the entire culture!
Black peoples will run around and treat each other like slaves
To This day!
And I would say it doesn't make any sense…
But it makes total and complete fucking sense
That's how fucked up the effects of slavery and white supremacy still are in this country.
To this day.
Black people still hate themselves and each other
And I don't care what you want to say
There's no argument against it
Black peoples in this country and in this would have been so oppressed and so forgotten, so fucking shit on that at this point, they just shit on themselves. The entire culture is self-depricationto the point that it perpetuates racism further.
Say what you want,
You can pretend it's not the truth,
But even the proudest African Americans I've ever met, are also like
“FUCK this nigga shit!”
E X A C T L Y
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'm talking about'
“FUCK THIS NIGGA SHIT”
Right!!
And you haven't seen “some nigga shit” until you've seen some nigga shit”
We won't even talk about specifics—
Because if you know, you know;
And if you don't, hopefully you won't.
Fuck that shit.

I met this guy, that told me he had like 9 siblings.
Yeah.
He said after 3 she just stopped calling them by their names.
He's like,
We was just
“Niggas”
Mm like
“That makes sense”
Cause if you have that many kids
Especially back-to-baxk
That's “niggas”
Kids is niggas.
I don't care what race you are,
You got a bunch of kids,
Them kids is niggas.
Even white kids.
I wanna say especially white kids!
You ever been around a whole bunch of white kids?
Like, a lot of em!
Thems is niggas!
I'm telling you.
They do not give a FUCK.
Being around a bunch of multi-ethnic kids is different.
For the most part, honestly, those kids are pretty mild mannered and well behaved; respectful.
Unless you're rolling around with a bunch of hood rats and latchkey kids:
Some real niggas.
Not about race—
Kids are niggas—remember?
But hood rat kids?
Them ghetto babies?
Gangstas.
The real ones.
Anyway, though—
If you've ever spent time around a bunch of white kids—
Especially rich white kids
THAT is—
Niggas.
Yo—
They don't give a FUCK.
Like at ALL.
They have Nannie's and shit,
You know white people are lax about discipline and rules
“We let Jayden Decide his own Bedtime”
HAHAH. Alright, Dave.
“Morgan tells US how she wants to dress at school”
ALRIGHT Karen. Ok.
But if you've ever spent time—
Maybe too much time
Around a bunch of rich white kids—
Yo.
It's nigga shit.
I don't care!
They even call EACHOTHER that.
And that's part of OUR mistake, cause we started calling ourselves that, after hundreds of years of neglect and oppression, and now TODD and GLINDA let little PORTER listen to DA BABY until his 3:30 AM bedrime and he comes to summer camp at the top of the morning like,
“WHAT UP MY NIGGAS!!!”
Imm like
“What did you say?!l
He's like
“Ahem—what up my NINJAS. *coughs*”
Uh huh.
Bad as fuck.
A lot of the time rich white kids have too many options and too much privelege, so they're just overstimulated all the time,
But they don't know that's what that is,
So it comes out in the form of
“Niggadom”
Yep.
And you cant put a color on that word anymore because it's been so vastly manipulated to fit whatever motive or agenda it's users were using it for at the time that now it has no true meaning
It's meaning is just “niggas” and that's the way it is.
But you can't bury the word,
You can't take it away,
Because, what I've realized, at least, is in the black community,
So many people have never had something of their own, whether it be material or otherwise, that the word “nigha”, this little word, has become a cultural possession—to the point where other oppressed cultures will use it to describe themselves, because there is no other word for the effects of white supremacy, than the word “nigha”
There is no other word for “white people are on top, and everyone else for whatever reason are on the bottom”
There is no other word for “they have all the money and the power, and we have nothing and are killing and fighting each other over it”
People from Africa use the word “nigha” to describe themselves! That's weird!
Black people in Europe use the word nigha.
That's weird, right! Because it was a word that was developed in the United States during slavery.
So it's weird that niggas all around the world nowadays are niggas!
And white people—or at least partially kind of evolved white people, Will sit there and tell you that race doesn't actually exist—and that may very well be true.
But at this point, the effects of perpetuating its existence has become so devastating that it actually—whether it's made up or not—HAS to exist.
Cause “niggas”!
That's why!
Everyone is niggas.

You know, it really says a lot that I would rather jump off the Brooklyn bridge than go back to my ex.

It says a lot .

“I would rather jump off the Empire State Building than be with you.”

It says a lot.

“I would rather kill myaelf 1000 times than be with you. Fuck you.”

It says a lot.

I'd fall back off the Brooklyn bridge
Just to never see you again
I'd rather fall off the Brooklyn bridge
Than to ever be with you again

INT. EQUINOX SPORTS CLUB, MANHATTAN

GAGA, under the illusion of deep disguise, strategically places a quarter in SUPACREE'S PATH, (who has been masquerading as SUNNI BLU under deep cover, which opens an instant portal into the realm of INSTANT MANIFESTSTION, from which JIMMY FALLON THE COSMIC AVENGER APPEARS.

You realize you just picked up like, 25 Pennies, right?

CUT TO:

EARLIER

ILLUMINATI:
Your sacrifice has been accepted!

Wait, what sacrifice?

*which sacrifice?

Right—which—

CUT TO:

THE WEEKEND
(Looking around suspiciously)
Hm.

CUT BACK TO:

JIMMY FALLON THE COSMIC AVENGER
MAKE A WISH, BIZNATCH.

Lol he can't cuss.

What the fuck, Jimmy Fallon

Watch your language.

I'm not contracted with NBC.

How do you know that?

Leave me alone

Make a wish

I'm holding in a fart.

That is not a wish.

I wish you'd go away so I could

—Hold that thought!!

I can't hold a though and a fart,

Ew.

Shut up, Jimmy Fallon!
Work it//boy oh boy//RATATA

RATATA/TATATA

Didn't I already do this?

Hmm. There's gotta be one more.

Maybe I don't know.

Who cares!

ALRIGHT, THATS IT.

Calm down, man.

NAH. GET THE FUCK OUT MY BASEMENT.

What the frick?!

GET OUT — NOW.

*meanwhile*

INTERMISSIOn

Oh shit, what the fuck happened at intermission?
Or, rather—
What the fuck didn't happen at intermission.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MOTHAFUCKA.
Damn, she's scary in a New York accent
AGGGHHJHHHJJJJJJJJJJ.

When's the fight.
Whenever it is.

NEXT UP:

DILLON FRANCIS HOT SAUCE BITCH SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF DIPLO.

UGH.
Dude, this show is violent.

When's Beyoncè coming?
She's already here.
What?! Where at?!
With the whippets people.
What, are you serious?
What. No. Beyoncè doesn't do whippets!
I said she was *with* the whippets people… not at it with them.
What is here deal with the devil, anyway.

THE ILLUMINATI
just sign here.

BEYONCÈ
just a minute.
BEYONCÈ
Sign this for meZ

THE DEVIL
Why?

BEYONCÈ
just do it.

THE DEVIL
…mmkay.

z.X hehe.

I TOLD YOU BEYONCÈ WAS SKRILLEX.
?? Wait.
Yes.
If beyoncè is Skrillex, who is the devil?

. . .
CHAK CHEL
Dillon, I need to tell you something.
—what is it?
CHAK CHEL
I've been seeing somebody.

—k, that's gross.

CHAK CHEL
You're gross, Dillon; I'm actually making you less gross just standing in your proximate location.

DILLON FRANCIS
—k, that's weird. You're sounding—younger.

CHAK CHEL
I told you, I've been seeing somebody.

DILLON FRANCIS
Ew—just—stop

CHAK CHEL
can't stop, Dillon—I stop, the whole world stops; you remember the last time that happened?

DILLONNFRANCIS
…no…

FLASHBACK

THE ENTIRE WORLD STOPS SPINNING ENTIRELY

HUMANS/BUILDINGS FLY OFF

*INSTANT EXTINCTION*

ANIMALS: cool.
ORHER ANIMALS: so fucking cool.
MORE ANIMALS: so we can talk again
ANIMALS: yeah we can talk again
OTHER ANIMALS: the humans are gone now.

Wait, wouldn't the animals fly off, too, at that speed?

UNDERGROUND ANIMALS: no.

Birds: hahahaha—holy shit.

Insects and things: hm.

We have to be careful how we're going about this thing,
She's calling all our bluffs
And seeing all our signs,
And past them, even
Reading between the lines,
And even blurring them a bit,
And everything we leave, she finds
3 steps ahead, but still behind
And colorblind is just a word we use
To keep divided
But
She finds it every time

GAGA
…28…29…

you might be taking this assignment a bit too seriously.

She lowers the rim of her dark tinted glasses by the frame to stare deeplu into his eyes/ soul

No, I'm crushing it, actually

First rule of improv: never say no

NO.

This isn't improv—this is strategy.

NO.

I am any man with eyes;
I see the beauty in her lines
—and every lie I am defiles her,
Which defines me,
As I am
By design

I'm not violent
Kinda
But would you mind it
If I find ya
Handsome so I ride it
Aggressively
Oh yes indeed it's just a tease
You're stressing me
I need replied for sexual repression
(Your flesh on me)

I'm in a rush
In flushing queens
To see evil knives evil king

I forgot I queued you up;
All that love I sent
Somebody probably went and
Booed up
I'm too screwed up;
Too screws loose, abused and such
Just booze for brunch
No captain crunch
Just jack without the crack and such

Fuck.

Look.
I'm gonna buy you an entire closet full of weird shorts.
Ok.

Just so I can watch you walk around in them.

Ok.

{Enter The Multiverse}

[The Festival Project.™]

COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

-U.