Ghosts Don’t Like Me

Ghosts Don’t Like Me

Everyone around me seems to have a ghost story—friends, family, even my wife—yet I’ve never had a single haunting. Maybe ghosts are just scared of me… or maybe I’m too boring for the afterlife. In this episode, I rant about hauntings, urns, and whether ghosts could be useful for telling us the real history that schools get wrong.

Of course, I go off-track too: dying in a “cool” way (like shark attacks), Ted Bundy hypotheticals, Grey’s Anatomy interruptions, Justin Bieber’s underwear, and why I’d rather buy endless Walmart clothes than do laundry. It’s weird, it’s random, and it’s exactly what you signed up for with The Weirdo.