EJG The Weirdo
“EJG The Weirdo” is exactly what it sounds like — me, a random voice on the internet, saying whatever pops into my head. No scripts. No filters. Just weird thoughts, random rants, and whatever else makes me laugh (or makes no sense at all). If you came here for something deep and meaningful, you might be in the wrong place… but if you came here for weird, you found it.
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 16 minutes
- Episodes
- 12
- Years Active
- 2025
Are you Sure you’re gay?
Are you Sure you’re gay? – In this episode, I rant about how people sometimes confuse finding someone attractive with actually being gay. From Ryan Reynolds to Tom Hardy, I argue that appreciating a …
Motivational Speech: Accomplish it
Motivational Speech: Accomplish it – In this episode, I try something different: going full-on positive. I talk about work, purpose, money goals, and why it doesn’t matter what job you pick as long a…
You’re a Professional
You’re a professional.
That’s what my journeyman told me while I was wiring a panel, and it hit me harder than I expected. If this is your full-time trade, there shouldn’t be “just in case” shortcuts—…
Skunkman
Skunkman
What happens when life throws cars, skunks, and random hospital patients at you all in one story? In this episode, I break down the very important question: if you had insane hops and tried t…
Pop It or Stop It
Pop It or Stop It
My face still breaks out in my mid-20s and it drives me insane. Do people actually notice? (Yes. I do. And that’s the problem.) I rant about popping vs. leaving the white volcano, mo…
Ghosts Don’t Like Me
Ghosts Don’t Like Me
Everyone around me seems to have a ghost story—friends, family, even my wife—yet I’ve never had a single haunting. Maybe ghosts are just scared of me… or maybe I’m too boring for …
Is Being Fake so Bad?
Is Being Fake so Bad?
In this episode, I dig into whether being “fake” is actually the worst thing in the world. If someone you don’t even like is acting super kind, offering you a glass of water or a…
Gym Rats
Gym Rats
Flexing in the mirror, posting shirtless selfies, chasing Tom Hardy’s body goals, and why most of it just screams “douche” energy. In this episode, I go off on gym culture, insecurity vs. con…
Ms Rachel
Ms Rachel
Kids love her, parents tolerate her, and I… can’t stand her. In this episode I go off about Miss Rachel, kids’ songs that make zero sense, and why some children’s shows feel more like tortur…
Politics: Carbon Scam Tax
Politics: Carbon Scam Tax
Today’s episode isn’t about Grey’s Anatomy or pee ducts — it’s about politics. I’m fired up about Canada’s carbon tax, government spending, and the ridiculous promises that n…
Pee Duct
Pee Duct
What if peeing and pleasure weren’t connected? What if we all had a retractable, fruit-rollup-style belly-button pee duct that grows longer every year? In this episode, I break down my genius…
Doctor Talk
Doctor Talk
Grey’s Anatomy, Derek Shepherd, unpronounceable medical words, vagina-cologists (yes, you read that right), worms, birds, dogs, tattoos, strawberries, McDonald’s discounts, Elon Musk, and …