Hairless Yeti Sasquatch

Earl wants to retire early. His idea: use a power washer to capture a yeti sasquatch and then charge $19.50 for three seconds of viewing (no digital photography). Elsewhere, wouldn't it be great if there was a phone number like 911 that you could call when something awesome happened? Finally, sex in the 80s and having a show thrown at you like W did in Iraq.