The Most Overdramatic Space Flight in History. | Dylan Page

The Most Overdramatic Space Flight in History.

THIS WEEK ON NEEEWWWSSSDDDAADDDDYYYYYY!!!! 🧑‍🚀 All-Female Space Flight Controversy Blue Origin launches its first all-female crew, including Katy Perry, but the internet isn’t celebrating—people are calling it performative and a step backwards for feminism. 📱 Zuckerberg Might Be Forced to Sell Instagram Meta is being sued by the U.S. government in a historic antitrust case that could lead to Instagram and WhatsApp being sold off. ⚖️ AI Lawyer Tries to Argue in Court A man uses an AI-generated human to represent him in court—until the judge shuts it down live. Can AI actually replace lawyers? 🌉 China’s Insane New Bridge China is building the highest suspension bridge in the world—twice the height of the Eiffel Tower and drilled into the side of a mountain. It’s nearly finished. 💼 US-China Tariff War Update The trade war escalates as tariffs bounce back and forth. Markets are rattled, exemptions are confusing, and everyone’s wondering what happens next. 💨 China Tells Lightweight People to Stay Indoors Chinese media warns people under 50kg (110lbs) to stay inside due to typhoon-level winds and sandstorms sweeping through northern China. 🚿 Trump Signs ‘Make Showers Great Again’ Order Trump rolls back Obama-era water restrictions, saying it takes him “15 minutes to wet his hair.” Yes, seriously. 📉 Meta Whistleblower Drops Bombshell in Congress A former Meta exec testifies that Facebook actively worked with China to help suppress content and share user data. 🎶 Dire Wolves Are Back?? Scientists announce they’ve successfully revived the dire wolf species after 10,000 years of extinction. 🚁 Helicopter Crash in NYC A tourist helicopter crashes into the Hudson River, killing all 6 on board. Authorities investigate what went wrong. 🐘 Elephants React to Earthquake Footage from the San Diego Zoo shows elephants forming a protective circle during a 5.2-magnitude quake—proving again how emotionally intelligent they are. 📲 Don’t forget to subscribe if you love weekly chaos served with facts. New episodes every week. 00:00 - intro00:52 - One small step for woman....06:47 - Meta-opoly13:17 - A.I lawyer18:20 - massive Bridge19:58 - Tariff fatigue'a21:48 - China again....23:15 - Best rapid fire so far? also whippings.25:33- make showers great again26:08 - Meta traitorrrrr 26:21 - Horrific event.26:31 - DIRE F*****NG WOLVES BRO26:45 - ANOTHER HORRIFIC EVENT.26:52 - Dylan loves elephants.
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