Someone Smuggled A Phone Out Of North Korea…& NEWS ROUNDUP! | Dylan Page

Someone Smuggled A Phone Out Of North Korea…& NEWS ROUNDUP!

THIS WEEK ON NEWSSSDDADDDYY!!

**📱 Smuggled North Korean Smartphone EXPOSED**

A phone smuggled out of North Korea just gave us a terrifying look inside the world’s most secretive dictatorship. From puppet-state censorship to app store surveillance, we break down what it’s *really* like to scroll in Pyongyang—and it’s even worse than you think.

**🐶 The Dog Who Rules the Internet**

Meet King Charles—the alpha dog who literally walks over his enemies and now has his own *aura compilations*. But his reign is being threatened by a new rival named Tyrant… and the shelter kingdom might never be the same again.

**🚁 PUTIN’S HELICOPTER DRONE STRIKE?**

A Russian general just claimed Putin was *almost assassinated* by a Ukrainian drone while flying over Kursk. Whether it’s true or not, it triggered Russia’s deadliest airstrike in over a year—and now Trump is even chiming in.

**🧀 People Are STILL Throwing Themselves Down Hills for Cheese**

The UK’s most dangerous sporting event got even more brutal this year. Dry ground. Broken backs. Air ambulances. And somehow, the guy who did a full *scorpion flip* wasn’t even hurt!?

**🇩🇪 Germany’s Military Just Went Cold War Mode**

Germany is making military moves we haven’t seen since WWII—stationing troops abroad, scrapping spending limits, and talking about bringing back conscription… for women too. Is Europe heading into a new arms race?

**❄️ Apocalyptic Glacier Collapse in Switzerland**

A massive glacier just buried an entire Swiss village—90% destroyed. And with climate change speeding things up, geologists warn this might just be the beginning of a new normal in the Alps.

**🐐 Macron Got Slapped???**

French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife just had a weird moment caught on camera—he says it was a “moment of closeness” but we’re calling BS.

**⚽ PSG WON… And Paris Got Wrecked**

After winning the Champions League, PSG fans celebrated by setting fires, breaking windows, and getting nearly 300 people arrested. French riots are starting to look the same whether they’re happy or furious.

**🛌 China’s “Human Swing Bed”**

Only in China would someone build a machine that swings you like a newborn to cure neck arthritis. Some say it works. Doctors say you might snap your spine. Sleep tight!

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Don’t forget to like, sub, and whip yourself on the back—you survived another insane week 💥

00:00 - Introduction
00:56 - North Korean Phones are wild
05:36 - King Charles the Dog aura goals
08:39 - Assassination attempt on Putin
10:02 - Cheese Rolling 2025
13:04 - The German war machine
15:08 - Swisspocolypse
16:29 - Whippings and paint explosion.
18:59 - Elons last day, but not.
20:00 - Macron Abuse?
21:03 - Paris on fire
21:58 - Chinese Inventions we all need.

Daily News

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