Dusty Farts – Episode 3: Lounge Lizards

Release Date: September 2025
Runtime: ~17 minutes
Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity
Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience
 
Episode Summary
This week, John (Dusty) and Fred (Farts) reclaim their booth at the Polyester Lounge, where cracked vinyl meets cracked logic. Between Fred’s questionable snack choices (hint: not all biscotti comes from a bakery) and John’s sunburned swagger, Aria delivers coffee, sass, and more brutal honesty than either of them ordered.
When the boys accidentally hijack a group chat meant for prayer requests and turn it into a coffee-rating service, chaos brews faster than the burnt diner pot. Hope guides us through waxy ears, digital disasters, and the kind of friendship that turns dog treats into breakfast delicacies.
 
Voices You’ll Hear
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John (Dusty) – sunburnt curmudgeon with loud opinions and louder misunderstandings
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Fred (Farts) – toast-forgetful, snack-creative, and digitally doomed
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Aria – waitress, sassmaster, and eternal wrangler of wayward regulars
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Hope – narrator, conspiratorial and bemused tour guide of diner chaos
 
Sound Stage
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The Polyester Lounge – Faded vinyl booths, burnt bacon, coffee pours, and Aria’s dry barbs. The smell of nostalgia collides with the sound of accidental screenshots.
 
Sound & Style
Immersive stereo with diner ambience, creaking booths, shutter-click mishaps, and harmonica stings. Americana warmth with absurd banter, balancing heartfelt gestures and misplaced snacks.
 
For New Listeners
Start with Episode 1 to catch the origins of Dusty and Farts’ booth-based gospel. Each story stands alone, but the running jokes (and misadventures) get richer with each refill of coffee.
 
Credits
Written, scored, and produced by Brian Clark — brewed with screen reader wizardry, a microphone, and just enough diner-grade coffee to power 17 minutes of nonsense.
If you enjoy this content, don’t forget to check out Brian’s other podcasts, Chatbot Chronicles and VoiceOver Tutorial.