Soup Season

Soup season is here

and you should witness the soups round my house

big fuckin soups

big stickin fuckin soups

filled with carrots

parsnips

and onion.

The thing stinks so much

people pass me in the street

and they can smell me,

I can hear them

saying to themselves

“Man, that motherfucker has got a nasty fuckin soup brewing in his house.”

I drop blocks of cheese in it

and wait for them fuckers to melt,

got a thick cob

to mop up what my spoon can’t scoop,

and I mop up so much

slow cooked

soup

that by Spring

I’ll be packin an extra a stone of soup weight

and I won’t have a single fuckin regret.

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