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Drifting through... with Matt Nõmme - Podcast

Drifting through... with Matt Nõmme

I’m Matt Nõmme, a poet from the beautiful shithole of Wales.


This is my podcast, published straight from my writing desk along the river Taff, downstream from the iconic south Wales valleys.


Come with me if you dare drift through the decaying, gorgeous, hilarious world of modern Britain.


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Update frequency
every day
Average duration
1 minutes
Episodes
8
Years Active
2025
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The UK's balaclava & e-scooter kids

The UK's balaclava & e-scooter kids "epidemic"

And another kid crosses the county lines


the kids near here whizz

with the fizz

of electric bikes,

crossing county lines

delivering grass,

sherbet ,

panda pops,

dropping off packages

                        …

00:02:17  |   Fri 19 Sep 2025
Trump visits the UK

Trump visits the UK

The state of this visit


we peasants gaze

as greasy hands from distant lands

slap together and shake up our lives.


as foie gras & faux pas

are washed down with Bordeaux grapes

older than the states that guz…

00:02:17  |   Thu 18 Sep 2025
The UK government is arresting pensioners.

The UK government is arresting pensioners.

Paper cuts and hi-vis thugs

 

I watched hi-vis thugs round up the old

for carrying placards with human dreams

nuns

veterans

teachers

miners

plumbers

dragged them along double yellow lines

and locked them behin…

00:01:30  |   Tue 09 Sep 2025
I saw my face on a missing poster

I saw my face on a missing poster

I saw my face on a missing poster


looked just like me

staring back

beard

brown eyes

30’s

the family chose a good photo,

it was some sort of birthday

or get together

wishing he was still at that night.


We live …

00:01:04  |   Sun 07 Sep 2025
Soup Season

Soup Season

Soup season is here

and you should witness the soups round my house

big fuckin soups

big stickin fuckin soups

filled with carrots

parsnips

and onion.

 

The thing stinks so much

people pass me in the street

and…

00:01:15  |   Sat 06 Sep 2025
Performative Males

Performative Males

performative males.


I’ve heard people complain about ‘performative males’

but ain’t performing the best thing about being a male?


I’ve heard a fart from a bloke

amongst a group of men

so beautiful

every ma…

00:01:24  |   Fri 05 Sep 2025
Midnight Piss

Midnight Piss

Midnight piss


There’s something beautiful

about a midnight piss

you know?


Rocking off of the mattress,

hearing the percussion of my joints do its little drum solo

while I’m GRUNTING on vocals.


The world is …

00:01:39  |   Thu 04 Sep 2025
curtain twitchers

curtain twitchers

curtain twitchers


there are curtains

up

and

down

the country

which sway with paranoia,


through locked

and alarmed

windows,

through doorbells with eyes

in server rooms

in America,


who babble of radio hosts

and day-…

00:00:59  |   Tue 02 Sep 2025
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