Dreaming of Footpaths
RUNNER & TRIATHLETE: I’m a previously lardy girl who has swapped doner kebabs for trainers. It’s just as pricey but better for my waistline. Plus I end up with a lot less garlic sauce down my front. Based in Warwickshire, England
- Update frequency
- every 5 days
- Average duration
- 12 minutes
- Episodes
- 36
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2024
The Runner Truffle-Shuffle
… Yep. The combination of sweat and skin on my tummy had given me what I like to call ‘The Runner-Truffle-Shufffle’. Or possibly ‘The Ruffle’ for short.
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00:00:50 |
Tue 16 Jan 2024
Learning Circus Skills: Do Not Wee on a Trapeze
Plate spinning. Maybe a go on a unicycle. Face painting? Clown walking? I wasn’t too sure about the other things but I reckoned I could definitely do the clown walking. Maybe there would also be cust…
00:16:13 |
Tue 16 Jan 2024
Why I can't Wear Vibrams: This Little Piggy Went to the Sweetie Shop
I ordered myself a pair of VibramFiveFingers running shoes. I’d always wanted to try them and had visions of being like Barefoot Ted – but with boobs.
00:02:04 |
Tue 16 May 2023
27 Running Rules: No Mucus on Fellow Runners & Winking Using Your Arse
Running is easy, right? Right leg, left leg ... and repeat! NO! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!! There are a set of rules – unwritten until now – that require careful adherence. Should you flout these rules, yo…
00:11:53 |
Sun 14 May 2023
Race Pics: Undead Pensioner Filter
Why tomorrow is ‘Push a Hot Runner in a Hedge’ Day
00:06:03 |
Thu 26 Jan 2023
Yeovil Montacute Parkrun: There May Be Ditches Ahead
Fortunately & Unfortunately …
00:02:21 |
Mon 23 Jan 2023
Warwick Half Marathon: Don’t Panic!
The unbreakable race laws and the 1-2-3 of horrors …!!
00:14:52 |
Fri 20 Jan 2023
What I Think About When I Run … Brain Farts
Am I thinking deep, solemn thoughts when I run? *parp*
00:06:12 |
Tue 17 Jan 2023
Back of the Group: Trying to Speed up my Running
I was puffing and panting like a steam locomotive. I could just see the back of the last runner as he disappeared around the corner. It was dark. I was in Coventry.
00:03:02 |
Mon 24 Oct 2022
Don’t Follow Me: New Running Routes & Knee Deep Cowpats
Learning Points & Getting VERY Lost
00:03:06 |
Sun 23 Oct 2022
Full of the Joys of Spring
I was full of the joys of sunny spring days and was off for a nice muddy lunchtime run …
00:01:18 |
Fri 21 Oct 2022
First Rule Of Swim Club
First rule of swim club is ‘Remember Your Knickers’. I had. I hadn’t even got into the pool yet and I was already winning at swimming.
00:06:37 |
Wed 19 Oct 2022
Running Makes Me a Better Person
Running is lots of small victories. It’s fighting the little things.
00:01:52 |
Mon 17 Oct 2022
FAIL: Never Work With Children or Bicycles
I had a sore foot, a child under one arm, a bicycle under the other and it was starting to rain.
00:02:32 |
Sat 15 Oct 2022
10 Reasons I Hate Running
We all love running … don’t we? Here are 10 reasons I DON’T.
00:02:15 |
Wed 12 Oct 2022
The Skeleton Run: Massive Cow Fear & Night Hill Running
... “Bugger me” said the skeleton who was running next to me.
00:08:46 |
Sat 31 Oct 2020
Endure 24 Race Report 2013 - Lessons Learned: Chilli, Werewolves & More Poo
A 24hr event with laps of 5 miles ... and a rather unhappy tummy.
00:17:22 |
Thu 29 Oct 2020
‘Thunder Run Race Report: For The Love of Running’ or ‘HOW NOT TO BEAT THE HUSBAND TO DEATH’
How not to beat your partner to death with a trainer and why you should live in the moment. And the portaloo.
00:34:09 |
Sun 04 Oct 2020
Whale Ale Relay Race Report: Beer & Running - It’s a Hard Old Life
My last relay had ended in collapse and the feeling I was going to projectile vomit in the hedge. As this was a BEER relay, I had my suspicions that despite it only being 2 miles, this one might end …
00:07:47 |
Fri 25 Sep 2020
Hilly Hundred Race Report: Ant Arse & Never Leave Your Banana Unattended
A 10 mile team relay ... and getting eaten by ants.
Taken from Dreaming of Footpaths June 2014
00:16:20 |
Mon 21 Sep 2020
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