Unauthorized News Broadcast: Bark at the Afterlife (2/5)

This is Doomscroll.FM, broadcasting from a puddle of grief-tinged feedback.

No permission. No regrets. No more Prince of Darkness.

Ozzy Osbourne is dead, and the reaper’s got tinnitus. The man who outlived most of rock, reality TV, and his own nervous system finally clocked out. No farewell tour, no bat bites, no encore. Just silence, louder than anything he ever screamed.

Meanwhile, mass starvation echoes through Gaza as aid agencies plead into a vacuum. Zelensky signs bills with one hand and swats oligarchs with the other. Trump pulls the US out of UNESCO again, because international cooperation doesn’t come with golf carts. Idaho mourns murdered students as the killer gets his sentence, and nobody asks what happens to a town that only makes headlines when it bleeds.

And buried beneath the scroll: your nuclear weapons were breached, your Apple device is under investigation, and your weather is still sponsored by Google.

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