This Is What the Grimoire Sounds Like When It Reads To You (1/4)

The grimoire hums and scrolls itself. No circle of salt. No warnings. Just glyphs flickering across the news feed, rewriting memory as content. You thought you were reading it. It was always reading you.

Today, Doomscroll.FM decodes sigils of financial decay, illusionary peace, and the soft rebranding of collapse. Compassion is monetized. The mirror shows your desires, not reality. Modular salvation still hasn’t shipped. The ritual plays out one segment at a time—until the spell completes, or the audience logs off.

Tune in. Give up. The grimoire read your browsing data and summoned this episode. Please scream responsibly.