🛰️ Tactical Pauses and Strategic Stabbings (2/9)

This is Doomscroll.fm, broadcasting from a crater of good intentions and a signal duct-taped to a shopping cart full of regrets. Today’s top stories include a stabbing frenzy at a Michigan Walmart (America’s Olympic sport), Israel pausing just long enough to reload, and Trump haunting golf courses from Scotland to your psyche. Thailand and Cambodia are shelling each other over colonial bruises, and 72,000 nudes from a dating app just joined the cloud.

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