We took one for the team by huffing the fumes of 25,000 headlines and turned them into this gasoline-dream broadcast, tune in, drop out.
Xi rolled tanks through Beijing with Putin and Kim clapping along, a stage play where victory is just muscle memory dressed in medals. The World Meteorological Organization muttered about La NiΓ±a returning, meaning floods where you donβt want them and drought where you need rainβglobal farming as a slot machine with a broken lever. And tomorrow two asteroids will whip past Earth close enough to make you look up, but not close enough to save you from your commute.
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