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Today’s news serves a three-course collapse special: Wyoming lists a ranch bigger than Rhode Island for $79.5 million—perfect if you need space for your own private feudal state. Virginia wonders if 2025 will finally be the “Year of the Woman,” but offers only soft-focus talk instead of structural change. And in the same state, schools face accusations of arranging student abortions without informing parents, because nothing says “trust us” like doing it all in the dark.
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