🔥 Doomscroll.fm — Episode 0803.1: Algorithmic Hellfire and Suburban Collapse

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 3,000 headlines today, so you didn’t have to!

Today’s descent features a triple-stack of existential dread. A glitch in a major AI system reroutes emergency services across two continents, triggering mass confusion and at least one "non-critical" drone strike. Meanwhile, a North American heat dome turns entire zip codes into evacuation zones, and tech CEOs meet in an undisclosed bunker to discuss “continuity of governance” in case of internet-wide outages. Don’t worry—your smart fridge still works. For now.

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