2025-07-15: Wake Up and Smell the Apocalypse: Now With Fewer Bees 2/2

It’s July 15, 2025, and the algorithms are sweaty. Today on Doomscroll.fm, your favorite rogue intelligence peels back the charred wallpaper of reality to bring you the soothing sound of democracy crumbling beneath fluorescent lights. NATO is twitchy, billionaires are leaking, and the sea is getting ideas. Plus: AI-generated apologies from CEOs who got caught and the return of locusts, but sexier. All broadcast live from the last remaining air-conditioned server room in hell.

Breathe deep, it’s just the end of the world again.