Doomscrollin #028: Marilyn Monroe | Alien Crab Men, Plantation Pop Stars | Rothschilds And The App Apocalypse

00:00:00 – 00:15:00 | Grocery Sign Squatter & Passport Man

• Opening banter on AC troubles, Wheel of Doom setup, and life chaos.

• Viral news: woman secretly living inside a grocery store sign for over a year.

• First spin: “Passport Man” — comedy about the 9/11 hijacker’s intact passport.

• Satirical “passport paper skyscraper” idea.

• Brief riff on Middle East conflicts and government narratives.

00:15:00 – 00:30:00 | Rothschilds, Lincoln & the Civil War

• Theory linking Rothschild banking empire to Lincoln’s assassination.

• European banks allegedly financing the Confederacy.

• Rare account of Russian naval presence to deter Britain, France, and Spain.

• Reflection on “victor’s history” shaping what’s taught in schools.

• Playful acknowledgment of leaning 100% into conspiracy talk.

00:30:00 – 00:45:00 | Music Industry Puppet Masters

• Conspiracy video connecting Ariana Grande, Drake, Rihanna, and others to Universal Music Group elites.

• Alleged wealth roots in African plantation economies.

• Corporate links back to Rothschild and Goldschmidt families.

• Noticing subliminal smoke detector beep in the video.

• Cynical take on “one love” celebrity branding masking exploitation.

00:45:00 – 01:00:00 | The Dating App Grind

• Story of a man swiping over 2 million times in 5 years for only one date.

• Guests suggest meeting people offline as a better approach.

• Statistics: women find 80% of men unattractive.

• Why average men have better odds face-to-face than via apps.

• Merch plug and Sam’s comedy tour shoutout.

01:00:00 – 01:15:00 | Pascagoula UFO & Alien Theories

• 1973 Mississippi UFO abduction: two fishermen paralyzed and taken aboard by tall, crab-handed beings.

• Tangent into the idea that aliens might be ancient hidden Earth civilizations.

• Jokes about cryptid–alien hybrids, including Bigfoot as an interdimensional visitor.

• Religion’s role in shaping paranormal experiences.

• Speculation on staged alien events for political control.

01:15:00 – 01:30:00 | Marilyn Monroe’s Mysterious End

• Revisiting claims JFK and RFK orchestrated Marilyn’s death to protect secrets.

• Her alleged diaries documenting scandals and political affairs.

• Suspicion of lethal injection due to no pill residue.

• Missing journals after her death.

• Hosts riff on her high-profile lovers.

• Closing Wheel spins tease stranger stories not fully covered this episode.

 

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