Doomscrollin #014: Cats Who Make Rats Fight, and Women Who Judge Your Poop

00:00–15:00 | Technical Glitches & Time Loops

• Show opens with a classic audio loop error — endless doomscrolling echo chamber.

• Sam checks his stream while both hosts riff on how great they sound… repeatedly.

• Quick intro to the show’s vibe: “All the facts, all the absurdity, none of the fluff.”

• Sam shares tour updates (Comedy Store, Tacoma with Eddie Bravo).

• Banter about recent stand-up in a barn during a tornado — classic Tripoli chaos.

15:00–30:00 | Ant Skull Warfare & Divine Evolution

• Wheel of Doom lands on a wild story: Florida ants using skulls for protection.

  • Field ants decapitate trap-jaw ants, decorating their nest to scare off raiders.

  • Discussion of how this behavior counters slave-ant colonies.

• Existential thoughts:

  • Sam: “You worried about AI? How about skull ants?”

  • Deep reflection on evolution and divine intelligence.

30:00–45:00 | Poop-Tok & Attractive Constipation Talk

• Sam and Mike react to a viral hot girl explaining poop types.

  • Play-by-play of various stool shapes and what they mean health-wise.

  • Hilarious male perspective: “We’ll tolerate poop talk if she’s hot enough.”

• Debate over whether women poop, followed by a comedy store bathroom scent analysis.

45:00–60:00 | Molossia: America’s Mini Nation

• They dive into the micronation of Molossia in Nevada.

  • Run by a self-declared dictator, uses cookie dough-backed currency.

  • Still at war with East Germany — even though it doesn’t exist.

• Thoughts on secession:

  • States like Texas, California, Oregon brought up.

  • Mike and Sam oppose balkanization — “Together we’re stronger.”

60:00–75:00 | Gladiator Rats & Feral Cats

• Story: a Birmingham cat forcing captured rats to fight to the death.

  • Winner lives, loser gets eaten.

  • Sam talks about living with a dominating cat that terrifies everyone.

  • Mike references cat mysticism and their reincarnation lore.

75:00–90:00 | Indian Death Rides, Empires & Stephen King Killed Lennon?!

• Insane carnival ride footage from India sparks a reincarnation joke fest.

  • “India is not for beginners” — hilarious back-and-forth on danger rides.

• Conspiracy spotlight:

  • A guy claims Stephen King killed John Lennon.

  • Sam & Mike consider doing a deep dive on that theory.

  • “If you don’t care about that, you deserve an asteroid strike.”

 

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