10 tips for a long-lasting marriage

We just had our 17th anniversary. Check out our top 10 tips for a long-lasting marriage:

1. Go to a different floor in your house to poop.


2. Ryan’s saying: “You’re right dear, and I love you.”


3. If you are sick, sleep in another room.


4. Respect each other’s schedules.


5. Do things together but have outside interests.


6. Have a secret language.


7. Waiting to watch your shows.


8. Don’t plot to kill each other.


9. Explore each other’s kinks.


10. Honesty – yes, that makes you look fat.

Bonus tip: Laugh at your own stuff even if the partner doesn’t.