When it's dark out - Purgatory VIII

Sunset Serpents & Celestial Bodyguards! 🌅👼

Welcome to Purgatory's Valley of the Princes—the medieval waiting room where procrastinating rulers learn that "I'll repent later" is a terrible retirement plan! 🤴 As the sun sets, these royal souls belt out "Te lucis ante" like the universe's most exclusive choir, summoning two angelic bouncers with flaming swords to patrol the VIP section against the ultimate party crasher: a sneaky serpent with Eden vibes! 🐍

Dante bumps into his old pal Nino Visconti, who's shocked to see our poet still wearing his mortal meat suit in the afterlife! 😲 The judge delivers some medieval family drama: his daughter Giovanna remembers daddy dearest, but his widow? Already sporting a new wedding ring faster than you can say "till death do us part!" 💍 Then Conrad Malaspina drops the ultimate five-star review of his noble family, prompting Dante to gush about their hospitality—a medieval TripAdvisor moment that turns into a prophecy about Dante's future couch-surfing adventures!

Just when everyone's settling in for spiritual night-night time, the serpent slithers in—but those angelic security guards don't play! ⚔️ They swoop down faster than medieval Twitter canceling a heretic, sending the reptile packing without breaking a divine sweat. The real lesson? Even in the afterlife, those evening prayers work better than celestial pepper spray! Your soul's best protection plan isn't complicated—just make sure your spiritual home security system includes daily maintenance and the right heavenly connections! #DivineComedy #LifeLessons #AngelicSecuritySystem