Stars take time - Purgatory XXXIII

The Ultimate Glow-Up: From Sinner to Saint in One Sip! ✨🌟

Plot twist alert! Just when you thought Dante's spiritual makeover was complete, Beatrice serves him the ultimate reality check with a side of celestial tough love! 😤 Our girl doesn't hold back, delivering the medieval equivalent of "We need to talk" before dropping the most cryptic prophecy since fortune cookies were invented. Enter the mysterious "five hundred ten and five" (because apparently even salvation comes with a numerical code) who's destined to clean house and restore divine order! 🔢

But wait, there's more! After surviving Beatrice's spiritual intervention, Dante gets the VIP treatment at the ultimate wellness retreat. 💧 Forget your fancy detox smoothies—Matelda serves up a refreshing glass of Eunoe, the river that restores memory of all your good deeds. It's like Instagram's "On This Day" feature, but for your soul! Think of it as the cosmic equivalent of highlighting your best moments while conveniently forgetting all those cringe posts from your past! 🥤

The grand finale? Dante emerges from his liquid enlightenment feeling "pure and ready to rise to the stars"—basically the medieval version of that post-spa glow when you feel like you could conquer the world! ⭐ From lost tourist in a dark forest to certified paradise-ready candidate, our boy has officially completed the ultimate character development arc. Talk about a transformation that would make any reality show jealous! 🎭

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