Served cold - Hell XXXII

The Ultimate Cold Shoulder! ❄️🥶

Welcome to Cocytus, Hell's premier ice rink, where betrayers are frozen in eternal time-out! 🧊 Dante accidentally kicks a head while ice-skating his way through this frosty ninth circle—oops, awkward! Here, family backstabbers and homeland traitors are packed in ice like medieval popsicles, faces downward in shame. Talk about getting the cold shoulder for eternity! ❄️

Marvel at the twisted family reunion of the Alberti brothers—siblings who killed each other over inheritance and now share eternity's most uncomfortable bunk bed, with one forever biting the other's neck! 😱 Then watch Dante transform into Hell's first investigative journalist, yanking poor Bocca's hair until he spills his identity—medieval doxxing at its finest! 🕵️‍♂️ The grand finale? Count Ugolino using Archbishop Ruggieri's skull as an eternal chew toy—proving that revenge is a dish best served at absolute zero! 🦴

The frozen lake teaches us that betrayal is the ultimate relationship freezer—destroying trust faster than you can say "Et tu, Brute?" 🔪 While other sinners burn in fiery pits, traitors get the big chill—because nothing symbolizes a cold heart better than being trapped in ice for all eternity! Just remember: backstabbing your family, friends, or homeland might score you the VIP experience in Hell's exclusive frozen section! #DivineComedy #LifeLessons #FrozenFrenemies