O fortuna - Hell VII

Get ready for the ultimate cosmic irony as penny-pinchers and big spenders are forced to play the world's most frustrating game of boulder bowling—against each other! 🎳 In circle four, Dante witnesses the avarice Olympics where misers and splurgers scream "Why do you hoard?" and "Why do you waste?" while smashing into each other for eternity. Talk about balance in the force!

Meet Pluto (no, not the Disney dog) who greets our travelers with the medieval equivalent of speaking in tongues: "Pape Satàn, pape Satàn aleppe!" 🗣️ Scholars are STILL arguing about what this means 700 years later—probably the world's longest-running "What did he say?" debate!

Splash into the muddy waters of the Styx where anger management failures duke it out on the surface while the eternally gloomy sulk below, gargling their regrets. Proof that both explosive rage and passive-aggressive brooding get you the same waterfront property in Hell! 😤

The real showstopper? Virgil's hot take on Fortune—forget your horoscope, she's actually an angelic intelligence redistributing earthly goodies according to God's plan! Next time you lose your wallet, remember: it's not bad luck, it's divine redistribution! #DivineComedy #LifeLessons #FortunesMaster