Means, no ends - Purgatory XX

Gold-Hungry Kings and Secret Santa: The OG Morality Tale! 💰👑

Step onto Purgatory's fifth terrace where the formerly money-obsessed lie face-down, literally eating humble pie (or in this case, dirt)! 😵 Meet Hugh Capet, medieval France's original royal influencer, who's busy trash-talking his own descendants while serving piping hot political tea about Philip the Fair! 🔥 This royal teardown shows Dante wasn't afraid to cancel powerful figures—700 years before Twitter made it cool!

Night brings storytime hour where souls share cautionary tales like King Midas, the original gold bug whose "everything I touch turns to gold" superpower backfired spectacularly when his dinner became metal! 🍽️ Meanwhile, they celebrate Saint Nicholas, medieval history's OG Secret Santa, who anonymously yeeted gold bags through windows to save three girls from poverty! 💝 Talk about extreme giving—no Instagram charity posts for this saint!

Just when you thought mountain living was stable, the entire place starts shaking like a medieval disco! 💃 But no need to panic—this earthquake is actually a heavenly celebration as a purified soul graduates to Paradise! Every tremor is Purgatory's version of popping champagne 🍾, proving that even in the afterlife, everyone loves a good promotion party! #DivineComedy #LifeLessons #GoldTouchProblems