Lucifer under the stars - Hell XXXIV

Meet Satan at the Center of the World—Where Even the Devil Can't Catch a Break! 🥶

Ready for the ultimate villain reveal? At Hell's frozen core, Dante meets the OG fallen angel himself—Lucifer! 😈 Forget fiery pits, this big bad is stuck in ice like a demonic popsicle, with three faces munching on history's biggest traitors (Judas, Brutus, and Cassius) like they're cosmic snacks! 🍽️ Talk about a cold reception!

Watch as our dynamic duo performs the ultimate climbing challenge, scaling Satan's furry body like the world's most terrifying rock wall! 🧗‍♂️ But here comes the plot twist—halfway down, Virgil does an unexpected 180°, and suddenly they're climbing UP! 🔄 That's right, they've passed Earth's center and are now heading toward the southern hemisphere in the universe's most disorienting elevator ride!

The grand finale? Satan—once Heaven's brightest angel—is now the universe's most pathetic prisoner, eternally stuck at the point furthest from God. 💔 His wings, once symbols of angelic grace, now only generate the icy winds that freeze his own prison! Talk about a self-defeating boss! And the clock's ticking perfectly—exactly 24 hours since entering Hell, our travelers begin their ascent toward Purgatory and light. ⏱️ #DivineComedy #LifeLessons #SatanNeedsAHeater