How much is a smile worth - Paradise XXI

Climbing the Stairway to Heaven—Literally! ⭐🪜

Ready for the ultimate spiritual elevator ride? Welcome to Saturn's heaven where Dante discovers that even paradise has a VIP section for the contemplative crowd! 🧘‍♂️ Here, our poet encounters Jacob's golden ladder—the original stairway to heaven that makes Led Zeppelin look like amateur hour! Watch as luminous souls play the ultimate game of spiritual snakes and ladders, ascending toward God and descending to drop wisdom bombs on mortals below! ✨

But wait, there's a plot twist that'll blow your medieval mind! Beatrice can't smile because her divine beauty would literally incinerate Dante faster than a poorly cooked marshmallow! 🔥 Talk about having a smile that could kill—we've all met someone like that, but this takes it to cosmic levels! Meanwhile, Pier Damiani spills the celestial tea about corrupt church officials living it up while monks are out here practicing actual spirituality. Even in paradise, someone's got to call out the hypocrites! 😤

The real kicker? The contemplative spirits end the canto with such an epic roar of righteous anger that Dante can't even process the words! 🦁 Imagine being so spiritually elevated that your frustration with earthly corruption literally breaks the sound barrier of comprehension! Proof that sometimes even the holiest souls need to let out a good scream at the state of the world! 💥

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