House of cards - Paradise XXII

Cosmic Perspective Check: Earth Looks Tiny from Space! 🌍✨

Ready for the ultimate reality check? Dante's cosmic elevator ride continues as he meets Saint Benedict, the OG life coach who literally wrote the book on spiritual discipline! 📖 This monastic mastermind built the ultimate self-improvement empire (hello, Monte Cassino abbey!), but even he's throwing shade at his own successors who turned prayer halls into luxury resorts. Talk about losing the plot! 💸

But here's where things get mind-blowing: Dante finally gets the astronaut experience, looking down at Earth from the eighth heaven and calling it "the little threshing floor that makes us so fierce." 🚀 Imagine spending your whole life stressed about your commute, your mortgage, and your neighbor's loud music, only to zoom out and realize you're all just tiny ants on a cosmic speck! It's like discovering your "epic" high school drama was actually just Tuesday for everyone else! 😂

The real kicker? This is Dante's last stop for meeting individual souls before everything dissolves into pure divine unity. 🌟 It's the spiritual equivalent of leaving the friend zone behind and entering the "we are all one" consciousness—where your personal Netflix password becomes irrelevant because you're about to merge with the ultimate streaming service! 🎭

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