Hocus Manpocus - Hell XX

When You Look Too Far Ahead, Hell Makes You Look Back! 🔮👀

Welcome to the fortune-tellers' punishment party, where heads are on backward and tears flow forward! 😭 In the fourth bolgia, Dante meets history's most infamous crystal ball gazers who now experience the ultimate cosmic irony—they can only see where they've been, never where they're going! Talk about poetic justice for those who tried to peek at tomorrow's divine spoilers!

Meet Manto, the wandering witch who gave Mantua its name—and yes, that's Virgil's hometown, so prepare for some serious historical mansplaining! 🏙️ Our poet guide gets so caught up in correcting the Aeneid's version (his own book!) that Dante starts crying over these twisted souls... until Virgil delivers the medieval equivalent of "snap out of it!" 👏 Apparently, feeling sorry for future-peekers gets you a stern lecture about proper hellish etiquette!

The real lesson? Our modern obsession with predicting everything from stock markets to weather forecasts might just be the digital version of ancient divination! 📱 Next time your GPS says "turn right" but means left, remember: trying to control the future might just leave you twisted! #DivineComedy #LifeLessons #BackwardHeadTrend