Demonic Work Culture: When HR Goes to Hell! 👹🔥
Welcome to the corporate nightmare of the fifth bolgia, where corrupt politicians get the ultimate hot desk setup—submerged in boiling pitch! 🫠Meet the Malebranche, Hell's most dysfunctional team of middle managers, armed with hooks and sporting names that sound like rejected cartoon villains. Watch as Virgil—diplomatic negotiator extraordinaire—convinces these demons that he and Dante are on a "business trip authorized by upper management" ✌️ (aka Heaven).
Just when you thought workplace politics couldn't get more toxic, demon boss Malacoda assigns our travelers an escort of ten underlings, complete with the medieval equivalent of "trust me bro" directions to a bridge that doesn't exist! 🙄 The tour concludes with demon Barbariccia using his behind as a trumpet—proving that even in the 14th century, bathroom humor was top-tier comedy! 💨 Don't miss the Arsenal of Venice cameo, where Dante gives us the medieval equivalent of "How It's Made" featuring stressed-out shipbuilders working overtime.
The lesson? Even when dealing with literal demons, negotiation beats confrontation—and always double-check directions from suspicious sources! 🗺️ Remember that corruption might get you a cushy job in life, but your retirement package includes eternal hot tubs supervised by the worst coworkers imaginable. #DivineComedy #LifeLessons #CorporateInferno